I know, I'm way overdue. Tons has been happening...updates coming, I promise.
Meanwhile, to tide you over, this nugget from this morning's breakfast table:
Bookworm: Mom, one of your refrigerator magnets has a joke on it.
Me: Which one?
Bookworm: It says, "Life is too short not to live it as a Texan."
Me: Yep, that's a joke. Though being a Texan is very cool.
Bookworm: Yeah, but we live in Virginia.
Me: Yes--even I'm not really a Texan anymore.
(You can see this coming, right?)
Bookworm: Yes, you're a Virgin now.
(How am I going to break this to my husband?!)